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12. Capricorn: HAHAHAHHAA. Nah.

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The first thing your date will notice about you is your smile. If you seem disingenuous or
creepy, it could set the wrong tone for the entire date.

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In a recent article on Mashable, Mandy Stadtmiller talks about the ease in which millennials get sex. How many extremely hot partners you have on any given week or night isn’t what’s important — it’s the quantity of your quality.

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Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, things just aren’t going your way in your social life.

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Sometimes—no matter how much feminist literature we have read—we still feel the need to objectify you.

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Read on for what these 10 bartenders had to say about the things you’re doing that are making you look easy – from the drinks you order to the shoes you’re sporting.

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If you’re not on this list and bummed about it, don’t worry. This isn’t necessarily people who are more satisfied with their sex lives or more passionate in bed, just the ones getting more action than you and pretty much everyone you know. Remember, kids quality over quantity. And, if all else fails, move to Miami.

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In Pirates of the Caribbean, we see the story of a daring search for booty, and if that description is also fitting of your sex life, well it most definitely belongs under the genre of adventure.