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Remind yourself of the things you cherish in life to put the whole situation in perspective. If he is one of the things that make you happy, then let’s hope he realizes it before it’s too late.

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We need the past.

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If you’re single right now and want not just someone— but the right person in your life, this is for you.

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It does not make any sense why something so small would need to go after something so large – that is a lot of energy wasted on their part.

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Maybe a lover cheats, maybe your bank balance is only in the double digits, or maybe Netflix is being shaky because your Internet provider lies about the quality of their service. Nevertheless, it is statistically probable that something in your life is wrong. Something should suck.

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Get over your ex because your friends are sick of hearing about them. There are only so many nights in a month that can be dedicated to moping.

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Don’t call that loser. Don’t pick up when he calls you. Don’t text him “thinking about you” when you’re drunk at two in the morning.

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Some people are the kind of people who stand up their dates, and sometimes you are unlucky enough to accept a night out with them. And you’ll be the one sitting at the bar, playing on your phone, transforming slowly from “worried” to “humiliated.”