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All these germs, worms, parasites, and viruses are real—and REALLY scary…

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It’s weird to be so afraid of dying but also want to die.

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9. She wears reading glasses with no prescription.

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1. People who don’t know what to order at Chipotle.

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I don’t know if you’ve ever been kicked out of the bathroom by someone with ugly shoes before, but I’ve had nightmares ever since.

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I like feeling connected to the entirety of a person–the physical and the emotional and the rational. It means there’s more to me than what’s rational.