“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” —Mark Twain
“No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body.”
1. I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. —Woody Allen 2. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. —Oscar Wilde 3. During sex I fantasize that I’m someone else.
“If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.” —George Carlin
Comedians make us laugh, that’s true, but every once in a while they can really show us something about ourselves and the world around us that make us think a little more and a little deeper than we usually do.
In 1972 comedian George Carlin famously delineated the “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” All seven words dealt with bodily parts or functions at a time when such things were simply not mentioned in polite company.
People who think the toys we play with as children actually affect our lives as adults are delusional.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Just some very funny summations from some very funny people.
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.