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Bodies are just as much a product of habit and behavior as they are DNA and genetic structure.

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Is the love of travel just a personality trait, or is there an actual biological reason behind it?

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I got up early and went for a run. Ok, I went for a jog. Well, really I jogged some of it and walked some. Alright fine. I pretty much strolled. Cut me a break. I gave it a shot. Running is hard.

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White people age poorly.

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It’s probably a family curse. We, Lansbergen ladies, are the victim of our own genes. My sister has a big ass, my grandmother has a big ass, my great grandmother probably had a big ass too. We’re all a bunch of big assed losers. A fact we often like to point out to one another.