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Drunk arguments. Becoming a foodie. Passive-aggression.

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He worries about his brand.

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Wrestle your friends—but, like, only when you’re drunk and bored and when it just makes sense to do so in the moment.

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Claire has only worked as an assistant for a couple weeks now, but has already deemed all PR employees as ~*~her people~*~.

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If you have a shopping cart crammed full of groceries, and the person behind you has a single pack of gum, be generous and let them go first.

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And that’s why we founded [CUTE, DIFFICULT TO SPELL NAME]. We’ve got a great team, a terrific product, and a big vision plan to DISRUPT/REVOLUTIONIZE the entire ________ sector.