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“No periods, period.”

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“Low chance of baldness.”

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“Why do women get mad at their SO for something they ‘did’ in a dream?”

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“Men are utterly disrespected and disposed of regularly by society, but the propaganda claims otherwise.”

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Why do you demand that women be good-looking when you’ve obviously never taken a look in the mirror?

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Woah, she is already talking about babies and marriage. Back up CRAZY!!

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Being sexually attractive to all men at all times.

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Maybe we could just recognize that both men AND women in America live extremely difficult lives; what with people not finding them attractive all of the time and so forth.

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Men don’t want to pay for something that’s been free.

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PMS is very real, especially during those first couple of days — maybe give us a hug.