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“I enjoy the absolute ecstasy of peeing from atop tall buildings with the wind in my hair.”

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“I don’t have to do any work during sex.”

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There is a joke that comes up a lot in dating: when the man buys an expensive dinner, the woman has to put out.

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While this product is a Godsend for me, my friend doesn’t identify as strictly a man or a woman. I wonder if Bic has plans to put out pens “For Ze,” “For Hir” or “For Genderqueer.”

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You might see a scone at a trendy, locally-owned coffee shop and wonder about whether or not the sugar in the scone was harvested primarily by men or women.