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“Falling for the line ‘you can be whatever you want to be.’”

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We’re the most educated generation in the history of humanity.

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As a recent college grad and millennial in the workforce, I have spent much of my time reading articles about myself – and Millennials in general.

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There are so many roadblocks that the other generations can’t see, or refuse to see. I’ve known so many people who work themselves into the ground and see no results.

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You’ve probably never met anyone like me.

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We might not reinvent the wheel, but give us a chance, and I promise you, Millennials will reinvent everything that comes after it.

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I generally think you’re all very nice and I appreciate the way you all brought mom jeans back in style right around the time I had a second baby so I can tuck my FUPA in a high waistband while still looking on trend. Thank you for that.

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Before Teen Mom, before My Super Sweet 16, there was Engaged and Underage: the perfect program to watch with your parents when you needed to convince them that cutting school and sneaking cigarettes wasn’t the worst thing you could do at 15.