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Q: So, masturbation—can you explain what that is like with two vaginas?
A: Not much different. I just get to choose which vagina.

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“When you’re riding a guy, don’t go up and down; go back and forth.”

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Human bodies are wired differently and even though we have the same basic parts, the way we like those parts stimulated varies tremendously.

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28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.

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It does not want to be poked or prodded. It is not an arcade game.

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Seven of the emails included photos. Three were face pics, two were cock shots, one was of a man wrestling a gigantic Marlin (seriously, this is true) and one was of a diagram of a vagina, illustrating the G-spot, which I much appreciated.

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In an event that recalls the Sex Education scene in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, on Feb 21, after sitting through a class on Human Sexuality, about 100 Northwestern students stuck around in the auditorium and watched a woman cream.

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Like many other straight men before me, I want to attempt anal sex with my girlfriend. But how do I go about this delicate subject? Do you think she’ll be into it? Also, will she, like, shit on my dick?