What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
Sorry, Tomi, you played yourself.
Is no one going to bring this up? Are we just not going to discuss this? No? Fine, I will.
Why was Santa’s little helper so depressed? He had very low elf esteem.
This is actually what 9/10 of the interactions between me and my brother look like.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who’s out to destroy her sister’s cheating ex.
I just about spit out my coffee when I noticed.
I am HERE for Steve the overprotective dad.
Honestly, the whole story is so bizarre that you won’t be able to stop laughing.
He ethos, logos, pathosed his way right into a date.