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Some people are using humor as a coping mechanism and/or a distraction from the reality of this outbreak, through memes, funny tweets, and the comedy stylings of Tik Tok videos.

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It has come to my attention that I am a pervert.

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“Oh, you’re allergic to that? Oops.”

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I craved that male validation so badly, but I knew I would never get it.

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Finally, a piece of paper that is adequately long enough to write out a complete and proper hit list.

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*At 4:05*”…the bomb is hidden in the…it’s set to go off at 4:07.”-click-

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No matter how old I get, these movies still hold the ability to move me.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can make some bomb ass blanket forts, with the assistance of your living room furniture and my inability to grow up.

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“Cake and Cunnilingus Day” comes exactly one month after “Steak and BJ Day,” which comes exactly a month after Valentine’s Day. But are they really as much fun as No Pants Day and Dance Like a Chicken Day?

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I used to believe my stuffed animals came to life at night.