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Fuckboys don’t give us the time and energy we deserve.

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You made me realize more than ever, that I am worthy; that I am enough; that I am so much more. 

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Stay away from the scumbags. As a matter of fact, stay away from them all.

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You must find excuses to initiate conversation in order to spark plan and see each other.

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We are taught that we are incomplete as singletons, and that our sole mission in life is to find “the one” so that we can finally feel complete.

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He expects you to drop all your plans to meet him at the time and place he suggests. As if you haven’t got a life of your own. 

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This is going to sound just a tad unorthodox, but here goes nothing. Don’t stop chasing him, if you don’t want to stop.

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No expectations means no one can expect a relationship.

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“What’s your favorite sex position? Mine is when I lie down next to a guy I just met and read him all my best tweets.”

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You may be so tipsy that you won’t even remember the conversation anyway.