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No expectations means no one can expect a relationship.

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You may be so tipsy that you won’t even remember the conversation anyway. 

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Fuckboys only want the trial run, they don’t want to invest in the product. And unfortunately, you’re the product.

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Don’t let the man-child let you do the work for two in a relationship. He may have been coddled by his mother, but it’s not your job to coddle him now.

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Take notes, ladies.

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The truth is relationships are really easy. It’s the wrong one that aren’t. And it’s those wrong ones that are hard to let go and move on from when you’ve invested so much.

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The ugly honest truth is if he hasn’t committed yet he probably never will.

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Sometimes you just have to beat them at their own game.

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Surviving a traumatic event that’s only really real to you can be extra difficult , so I’ve put together a fuckboy tried and tested survival guide for the worst part of a breakup: the first two weeks after.

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If someone feels the need to constantly voice that he is so laid back or so nice and friendly, he’s probably not.