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In love, we forget that our better halves have minds of their own. We forget that what we want does not always align with what our partners want.

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When leaving just a few minutes later than usual translates into an extra hour of traffic…the struggle is so real.

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PLEASE stop leaving your blinds open.

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That Kay Jewelers commercial where the guy proposes in the middle of the store

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Songs that have a siren or screeching tire sounds in them so when you’re driving you think you’re about to get pulled over or die.

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Beer goggle selfies.

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Maybe you’re getting to thinking about titles more often, but hesitating on having “the talk” since you don’t want to push a good thing too fast.

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Some people are the kind of people who stand up their dates, and sometimes you are unlucky enough to accept a night out with them. And you’ll be the one sitting at the bar, playing on your phone, transforming slowly from “worried” to “humiliated.”

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“Why don’t you just take an internship?”