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All I asked was for you to love me back.

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And it hurts.

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Always try to emphasize your sexuality, but in a very polite, seemingly unconscious way.

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You pull me close, then you push me away. You lie to me. You tell me that everyone is better than me. Then you pour your soul out to me and thank me. You are the definition of mixed signals.

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“I’m very particular, which is my own fault, but it’s easier to friendzone girls because it makes it easier on the relationship than making it awkward.”

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“I’ve got too much going on myself to worry about taking care of another human.”

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Are you a Nice Guy? Are you always around to lend a shoulder, hand, or ear but never seem to get any farther? Are you sweet, considerate, and great at giving advice? Then FriendZone is the place for you!

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You see, we are more than our physical appearance or our sexual performance. And our ability to make the commitment to stay faithful, even in friendship, can be just as meaningful as it would be with a romantic partner.