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The One Where Mike Spends 20 Minutes Away From These Horrible People And Paul Rudd Gets Nominated For An Emmy

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They’re protective. They will know if that guy is fooling you and they’ll be the first ones to tell you.

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Buying Experiences is greater than buying Things.

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Just because you were close when you were kids, that doesn’t mean that you are going to stay close as adults. 

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Spend more time with the hopeless romantics. The ones who think you can be with the one you truly love. The ones who believe that old lovers come back and love changes people and love conquers all.

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Date the person who calls you by a cute nickname. The person who has a million inside jokes with you that no one else would ever understand. 

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Your family members are the people who you feel the most comfortable around, who you feel the most yourself  around, who you want to spend every single holiday surrounded by. 

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You realize that you do not have to conceal or edit yourself. You do not have to create your best self. It was already there – and it is your friends’ job to bring it out of you.

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Thank you for making the small amount of time that we do spend together feel worthwhile. Thank you for giving me memories that will last a lifetime.

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Because everyone knows girls tell each other entirely too much.