We take everything personally. We make everything about ourselves, which is ironic, considering that we think so low of ourselves.
You like being peed on? You’ll find someone who wants to pee on you. You like being choked and called names? You’ll find someone who wants to choke you and call you names.
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Thank you for reserving the space we left instead of replacing us. Thank you for letting everyone know that no one can take our place.
These people are my strongest connection with God that is why I am truly thankful for having these wonderful people.
I don’t know how you’re still single, because you are a catch.
Despite the pain, in that moment, the entire pressure of maintaining our relationship was lifted off of me. I could breathe again.
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