You get a complimentary tote bag!
In life, always strive to be the kind of person who can see humans at their worst and still love them, because that is when they need love the most.
Being an adult is wanting to run up to anyone who looks nice and saying, “Want to be my friend?” but knowing you probably shouldn’t.
Date the person who calls you by a cute nickname. The person who has a million inside jokes with you that no one else would ever understand.
You’ve made it clear you need someone and he likes that someone needs him.
She’s not a real friend, not anymore. Never really was.
We won’t ever judge you if you want to skip that party tonight to do something low key instead, and just hang out together at home (probably with pizza).
The strongest couples go on dates that are fun, not just dates that are romantic.
My mom is like you took all the Cool Mom aspects of Lorelai but put them in the most selfless, understanding, empathic human.
To my fake friends, thank you for showing me the value in understanding people for what they are. Thank you for taking all of my good qualities and turning them into something negative to fit your narrative.