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Being told to stop yelling when you definitely did not think you were yelling.

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Colorado > California. Hands down.

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And make sure to get them — or any of the above — some carbs and some water. Because that’s what friends are for.

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Searching for “the one” can be a daunting task.

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I have this insatiable odd yearning to comfort and console, the way other people crave to be comforted and consoled.

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Common sense? Sure. Still, it never hurts to have a reminder.

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I’ve lived in two expat communities; each for a year – one in Seoul, one in Saudi Arabia – and it leaves you wondering why everyone isn’t like this.

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Do not flirt with the cute male assistant in our department. Odds are I’ve slept with him and it’s awkward between us. He’s only talking to you to hurt me.