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According to legend, their residence was a living quarter for the servants of the nearby historical museum down the street: The Holton House. Back in the 1800s, one of the younger maids hung herself from the second story for unknown reasons.

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I have zero desire to be here right now.

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I never got a bid. What happened next was like a punch to the gut. I wasn’t even sure if it was discrimination, but I realized I wouldn’t have been in this situation if I slept with girls.

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Hardly anyone suspected that I was gay — in fact, my grandmother, of all people, was the only one who called it.

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He claimed he couldn’t turn it off because he took a quick “masturbreak” and hadn’t saved his paper.

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When they called me out, one of them said to me: “Come on, Elmo; you’re Elmo — do the Elmo dance!”