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Excerpts from Nobody Hates Trump More Than Trump: An Intervention, (published by Thought Catalog, October 2018) October 20, 2015, Fox News, off-air— Hannity: Numbers keep going up, up, up. Trump: Hey, buddy, how are you?

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Was he a genius media mogul who crafted a multi-hundred million dollar news channel or was he a sexual predator who used his power to harass the women who walked through the doors of Fox News?

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They shared the same heart, the same torso, the same ass, the same penis. What they didn’t share were any opinions. They couldn’t even toast a slice of bread without a vicious political argument breaking out.

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To sit back and see the further division of the United States of America and the behavior of its citizens has me beside myself.

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“But look, were talking about this white privilege issue, and yes its funny, and easy to laugh at, but I actually think it is quite racist.”

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If you see any lost marbles, please return them to Donald J. Trump.

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It’s not a debate: last night was a hot mess.

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We watched Comedy Central for our news, and Fox News for some comedy.

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– Dylann Roof, the shooting suspect, has now been captured.
– Former State Senator, Rev. Clementa Pinckney, among the dead.
– Tip-line has been set up at 1-800-CALL-FBI to report ANY information about this horrific event.

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Alright, I’ve been putting off saying this because, truth be told, I really didn’t like you guys.