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You get to live your life according to your own rules – and that is the best gift anyone can ask for.

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Cancer: You suck at being single because you hang out with the same people all of the time

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I’ve become so comfortable in being alone through all the good and bad times I’m scared I won’t be able to open my heart to let someone in.

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You should never make excuses for people who want to leave.

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The girl who’s always single won’t be easy to love, but she will be worth it because when she falls she falls hard and she will love you even harder.

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We’ve exchanged “I love yous” for likes on selfies, flowers for dick pics, “good morning” texts for morning walks of shame, dates for “Netflix and chill.” There’s no more effort, no more spark.

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“#SingleBecause alcohol is cheaper.”

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“Okay guys, don’t all look at once, but that guy over there is so cute.” Then they all, of course do the one thing you told them not to, and all look at once. Now he definitely knows you’re talking about him.

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As liberating as single-ness can be in your early to mid twenties, there comes a certain point in life when being single truly sucks. Everybody encounters this moment.

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In your early 20s, when your friend tells you that she is seeing someone new, instead of getting excited and asking her to spill the details, you beg her to be cautious.