LEO: Laziness. Out of all the zodiac signs who are reading this article at the moment, you are the only one who is currently asleep.
LIBRA: You find hidden meaning in things that have absolutely no hidden meaning. I’m not sure whether anyone ever told you this, but sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sometimes riding a horse is just riding a horse. Sometimes eating a popsicle is just eating a popsicle….
SCORPIO: Worst of the worst. Falling in love with a Scorpio is like falling through a trapdoor. They will sting your heart in a million little places and let it slowly bleed out.
LEO: Even this headline gave you a panic attack. “Is she talking about me? Why is she talking about me? She doesn’t even know me! Why would she single me out in public like this?”
“I exist in two places, here and where you are.” — Margaret Atwood
I’ve always hoped I’d find love, I’m just really glad I found it with someone I can also call my best friend.