Unfortunately these expectations are unrealistic to say the least.
If you keep guessing what they are thinking, half of the time you are going to be wrong. Half of the time you are going to stress yourself out over a problem that does not even exist.
They will either one-up you or they will find a way to make you feel bad about the thing you were originally excited about.
Love is hard work.
SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.
ARIES: You live in fear that you will go through life never having found the person that completes you, never having found The One. What if you die never knowing what real love feels like?
You might not notice it at first, but your forever person will make you a better person.
ARIES: You feel a very intense—but also very vague and unspecific—dread. You know there’s something wrong, something that you should be deeply worried about, but you have no idea what it is.
ARIES: Binge-eating until you explode.
Aries: Slowly, then all at once.