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GEMINI – This sign will complain about blue balls if you make-out with them for more than five minutes at a time.

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You might be turned on by a fantasy of some sort — and then, not enjoy playing that fantasy out.

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LEO: You cum quickest if there’s a mirror involved.

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“Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.”

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The thing is, if he’s not putting time into turning you on, you’re missing out on the sex life you deserve.

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When I’m just about to cum, like literally a second away, please don’t change what you are doing. Don’t suddenly change speed or technique. Just keep doing EXACTLY what you were doing.

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“The first time my wife and I had sex, she licked me clean afterwards. She hasn’t done it since.”

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“That little gasp she makes the first time you slip it in.”

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We truly love it when you look good for us.

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Let him catch you masturbating.