Putting a healthy meal on the table takes effort, and sometimes we don’t have the energy or motivation to get in the kitchen and make it happen.
No matter how hungry you are, how close you are to passing out, she never says it’s ok to eat.
Make everyone jealous of your wraithlike frame, from overstuffed middle aged women past their prime, to that bitch Tiffany who bangs all the hot guys.
Get ready for Pinterest boards full of all-avocado diet tips.
Basically, what I’m trying to say
Without coming off as rude
I’d just really like to know beforehand
Will there be food?
How is this supposed to be a good thing again???
“How long is this going to last?” Probably longer than your next fling who you’ve already dubbed “the one.” Anyone want to place their bets?
There’s no winning with some people and certain situations, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You just have to accept it.
This almost makes up for me never getting my Hogwarts letter.
It’s 6:37PM on Tuesday. Will they all be gone? My heart is pounding. My stomach growling. My family waiting.