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Salt, pepper, and acid will brighten up almost any dish. If an otherwise wonderful dish is just… missing something, add salt, pepper, and lemon juice, then reassess.

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You’ve always been the biggest comfort in my life, forever being the substance that I’ve used to find solace in my darkest times.

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I’ve had healing in kitchens, tears and laughter in kitchens, and moments that I know I’ll still appreciate years from now.

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If you’re on edge, it’ll be contagious for the restaurant workers.

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Chips and salsa are considered “junk food” by many. But really it’s just the chips that are usually unhealthy. Salsa is usually really healthy. Especially homemade because it usually has no sugar.

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Anything chocolate or chocolate flavored. You dip that chocolate muffin in your coffee, you’ll be orgasming then and there.

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It’s 5 on a Saturday night. You have spent all day in front of Netflix and no time in front of a mirror. Your hair looks like Bernie Sanders’ mid-speech and it is unclear if you were in a fight or if your makeup is just smeared from the night(s) before. 

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Believe it or not, I’m a foodie, so I understand the skepticism surrounding such a seemingly monkish diet plan.