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You’ve always been the biggest comfort in my life, forever being the substance that I’ve used to find solace in my darkest times.

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I’ve had healing in kitchens, tears and laughter in kitchens, and moments that I know I’ll still appreciate years from now.

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If you’re on edge, it’ll be contagious for the restaurant workers.

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Chips and salsa are considered “junk food” by many. But really it’s just the chips that are usually unhealthy. Salsa is usually really healthy. Especially homemade because it usually has no sugar.

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Anything chocolate or chocolate flavored. You dip that chocolate muffin in your coffee, you’ll be orgasming then and there.

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It’s 5 on a Saturday night. You have spent all day in front of Netflix and no time in front of a mirror. Your hair looks like Bernie Sanders’ mid-speech and it is unclear if you were in a fight or if your makeup is just smeared from the night(s) before. 

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Believe it or not, I’m a foodie, so I understand the skepticism surrounding such a seemingly monkish diet plan.

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No matter what you eat, don’t sweat it off.

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Often in life the simplest technique is also the most effective.

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This interaction is the socialization of diet culture at its finest – a paradigmatic display of the way weight obsession and food fixation needles its way into the fabric of our daily conversations.