The customer is always right – WRONG.
You can always find them out back, bunched over, sucking down a Pall Mall and avoiding the manager.
“Can I have a dry soy cappuccino?”
My local Vons supermarket is one of the worst places in the entire world. But I have to go there because I have to eat, and it’s close.
“Look, if you’re too cheap to tip, don’t tip. Just know there’s a special place in hell for you. And it has more fire than you can imagine!”
It’s important to have that internship position where you are getting the coffee for the person who gets the coffee.
The best friend anyone can have is a good chef.
No, you are not allowed to harass your server. You are not allowed to call them names, or curse at them, or snap to get their attention, or talk to them like they’re children who don’t understand basic human interaction.
The kitchen of nearly any restaurant is where all of the various parts of society who weren’t interested in or had too much of a criminal record for an office job decided to coalesce, yell at each other, be around scalding heat, and talk about women.