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We applaud anyone who even attempts to do this. Mainly because it provides us with hours of entertainment, and mainly because it makes us feel better about ourselves.

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Bacon Fact #18: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.

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Which is more of a sext: a dick pic, or pic of fries with a side of garlic aioli?

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Sriracha – He makes everything more exciting, more intoxicatingly delicious, but then you wake up the next morning with heartburn and regret everything. He’s the guy you know is going to hurt you but you keep going back for more.

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Who runs this account?

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I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.

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I will happily gain weight just from looking at these.

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For those of us obsessed with sweets, cookies aren’t just a dessert, they’re a way of life.