Can you not wait until you get to your hotel room? I mean most of it I can tolerate: holding hands, non tongue involved kissing. But when there is a make-out session, spit swapping, and heavy petting going on in the two seats next to me?!? Stop being filthy animals and wait until after the 4 hour flight to grope each other.
I don’t want to feel your fingers twitching because you’re drumming on the middle arm rest. I don’t want to feel you kicking my seat from behind because you’re convinced you can make the seat recline juuuuust a bit further. I don’t want to have to deal with you at all.