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Your flirting could use some work.

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Playing with your hair can sound…hmm…so middle school, but this body language cue turns a man on like no other. Men love luscious long locks so if you got em, flaunt them.

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Wanting what you can’t have will always be a guilty pleasure.

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I wanna blow your mind by simply using my mouth.

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We have never said the words I like you aloud but our body language has implied it.

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I will never be able to tell you how much I wish you had been in my life every day since we met.

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I should’ve voiced my true feelings sooner, and I’m not going to sit by in silence any longer because I’m “too proper.” Screw proper, I’m laying it all out there…

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He talks to you about all of his stalkers or the people who hit on him throughout the day.

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A coworker finds out I’m underage, finds out I’m five years younger than him, continues to pursue me regardless.

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Sometimes I DJ at remote-control car convention, sometimes I cat-sit out on Staten Island. I guess you could say I’m a jack of all trades.