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ARIES: You don’t want to wait too long to make a move. Otherwise, they’re going to assume you aren’t interested and find someone new.

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ARIES: Make eye contact. Have deep conversations. Be clear about your intentions.

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Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

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If they seem nice, I’ll appreciate it. If they seem creepy, I feel dirty and want to leave asap. It doesn’t matter if they’re ugly or not. I’ve had ridiculously good looking guys check me out and they were super creepy. And unattractive guys check me out, but they seemed nice so whatever. You can tell usually from intuition.

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TAURUS: You only ‘flirt’ by liking his social media posts — and he has no idea what that means. 

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Had to change out of my clothes and into my bathing suit in a park and asked my friend if he’d seen my boobs. “No, but could we fix that?” Yeah. We fixed that.

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I wanted you to kiss me whenever we were bantering back and forth, whenever we were flirting behind the veil of sarcastic comments, whenever we were commenting on how much we liked each other without actually saying the words.

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On a scale of one to ten, you’re a baker’s dozen. 

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While yes, the way we hit on each other has taken us on a ride far, far off course from our destination of closeness and connection, I believe, with a bit of adjustment, we can hop on the right path.

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When you flirt with someone once and never see them again, you have no idea whether it’s a good thing they’re gone. You have no idea what you missed out on.