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I had too many drinks to try to figure out who he was. But from the clothes, phone, and car, he didn’t look like a big deal.

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I’ve never received an email that would have seriously messed up my personal or professional life if I’d waited 12 hours to open it. I’m not that important.

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Rest in Peace, LG Versa. It was a long and crazy ride, and despite you taking your fair share of ridicule from the smart phone users that just didn’t understand, you performed like a champ through and through.