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Surfers have a world — an earth, a doorway that isn’t understood unless you’ve been here.

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BYE FELICIA.

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A middle school classroom was pulled apart by the seams this past week. Not over politics or religion, but rather, over the fate of their pet fish.

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I think I got the job because I was determined.

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Eating mayonnaise salad.

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Circling

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You are literally stuffing plastic into your pores and gums. I can feel plastic growing out of my toenails.

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This is terrifying.

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The second you take a bite out of any folded tortilla, be prepared for shambolic spillage of whatever that wannabe sandwich contains.

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As if you thought your day couldn’t get any worse…