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Drag her, Mom.

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Dear Homeschoolers, I wish I didn’t have to write this to be perfectly honest. I would prefer to let the world ignore us, or see us as perfectly normal.

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When your socks get wet. It’s like all of a sudden I know what it felt like in the trenches during WWI. Gangrene and athlete’s foot scare me more than they should.

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“Buying a Rolex in every city…”

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The challenges associated with the war are quite predictable–like the lack of power for instance, and having to ignore people with sick political views and the fact that the war has turned many either into blind sheep or into hypocrites who want the war to last forever so they can keep making big bucks as long as they could.

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Somehow half the time your hair looks best just after you wake up?

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It’s easy to stay in your room and watch Netflix all night.

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Being a girl is hard. Help. Here are 10 girl probs you prob know pretty well if you’re, like, a girl living in, like, a first world. 1. Being on the end of a picture. Should you skinny-arm?

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I found my Chipotle receipt and realized I had to pay extra for guacamole.

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I am a woman and a blogger and I don’t have a job.