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You’ve got to be authentically interested.

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Aries: Your boyfriend thought the most approachable thing about you was how you’re willing to strike up a conversation with anyone.

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Pisces: Your boyfriend was instantly attracted to your compassion.

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Emotions are just hints for us to go within, to dive deeper, to see what’s really there. They manifest in different ways.

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He makes me laugh because he is as neurotic as I am and also can’t handle his alcohol. He’s in love with my roommate.

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The sign of a good date conversation is not how you feel at the end, but how you made your partner feel.

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“I want him to make me laugh the first time I meet him. And I don’t mean I want to be treated to a standup comedy show the first time I meet someone, but I need to know that you have a sense of humor, because I know that’s something I find really attractive.”

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“Being funny the first time you meet someone makes such a good first impression. When a girl makes me laugh, I want to be around her.”

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“His odor, and I mean like all kinds of odor, especially the kinds that come from below his waist. If his junk stinks, I’m not going to enjoy myself.”

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No matter how many apps you use or how careful you are in weeding out the potential nut jobs, dating can still suck. Maybe this is because we don’t really know how to date anymore.