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LIBRA: Your unrelenting kindness makes you come across as fake, when really, you’re an optimist who sees the best in everyone.

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You’ve got to be authentically interested.

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Aries: Your boyfriend thought the most approachable thing about you was how you’re willing to strike up a conversation with anyone.

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Pisces: Your boyfriend was instantly attracted to your compassion.

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Emotions are just hints for us to go within, to dive deeper, to see what’s really there. They manifest in different ways.

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He makes me laugh because he is as neurotic as I am and also can’t handle his alcohol. He’s in love with my roommate.

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The sign of a good date conversation is not how you feel at the end, but how you made your partner feel.

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“I want him to make me laugh the first time I meet him. And I don’t mean I want to be treated to a standup comedy show the first time I meet someone, but I need to know that you have a sense of humor, because I know that’s something I find really attractive.”

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“Being funny the first time you meet someone makes such a good first impression. When a girl makes me laugh, I want to be around her.”

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“His odor, and I mean like all kinds of odor, especially the kinds that come from below his waist. If his junk stinks, I’m not going to enjoy myself.”