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“She came home blacked out from a night of partying and took a sh*t in the bathroom sink.”

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When the beer bottles take up more space on the desk than the keyboard and the mouse, it may be too late to write anything with a clear head.

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Is he brushing his teeth in the hallway?

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I have a foolproof cleaning guide just for you.

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Last spring I split up with my long-term boyfriend, and embarked on journey of debauchery and shame over the summer. Filth was the name I gave to my first proper one-night stand (for obvious reasons), and he certainly changed my entire…

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No one wants a degenerate sleeping in their bed; if you’re the guest at a adult sleepover, set your alarm for 9:30 so as not to reveal that you’re a complete waste of life. Walk into the kitchen yawning and be all “I just CANT sleep past 10am these days!” Then, when she’s not looking, get the fuck home and back to sleep.