“When my male dentist has his hands in my mouth so I can’t really close it.”

“Me: ‘That gap between your front teeth, now that is kinda cute.’
Her: ‘I…have a gap between my front teeth???’
Me: ‘Err, maybe…’”

“On the rare occasion I heard another woman call her boy friend Daddy, it would always weird me out. I would ask, ‘Why? in my head. Now, whenever my girl friend says it, I get the biggest fucking mind boner. I don’t know it just really gets me.”

“I really want somebody to amputate one of my limbs and make me eat it while I cry like a little bitch.”

“Aliens abducting me and filling my intestines with eggs that’ll kill me when they hatch.”

“Scars. Not self-harm scars, just ‘I was stabbed once’ scars.”

This chick wanted to be my slave. She would wear a collar, and leash, and just sit in the corner to be used. No cuddling or she would leave.

“A giantess sat on my face. She hadn’t showered in two days.”

“I like to watch women masturbating.”

“I want a huge breasted woman to hold me against her bosom and let me suckle like a baby.”