“On the rare occasion I heard another woman call her boy friend Daddy, it would always weird me out. I would ask, ‘Why? in my head. Now, whenever my girl friend says it, I get the biggest fucking mind boner. I don’t know it just really gets me.”
This chick wanted to be my slave. She would wear a collar, and leash, and just sit in the corner to be used. No cuddling or she would leave.
“Scars. Not self-harm scars, just ‘I was stabbed once’ scars.”
“When my male dentist has his hands in my mouth so I can’t really close it.”
When it comes to a one-night stand you should always discuss fantasies and fetishes first. Don’t just jump right in and scare your fling.
I’m not saying you should tell the dude from Tinder you’ve been on four dates with your credit score, but if this is a relationship that’s headed somewhere serious, money is a very real issue.
“A giantess sat on my face. She hadn’t showered in two days.”
“Me: ‘That gap between your front teeth, now that is kinda cute.’
Her: ‘I…have a gap between my front teeth???’
Me: ‘Err, maybe…’”
I got a lot of things from what we had, good and bad.
“Just women who like to take control. Not bondage, but where they know what they want and will take it. If this includes certain, um, strapped on things or not is cool with me.”