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And watching them brought up surprising feelings.

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She would absolutely quiver about having her eyes licked. I didn’t know that oculolinctus was a thing until I dated her.

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“When my male dentist has his hands in my mouth so I can’t really close it.”

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“Me: ‘That gap between your front teeth, now that is kinda cute.’
Her: ‘I…have a gap between my front teeth???’
Me: ‘Err, maybe…’”

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“On the rare occasion I heard another woman call her boy friend Daddy, it would always weird me out. I would ask, ‘Why? in my head. Now, whenever my girl friend says it, I get the biggest fucking mind boner. I don’t know it just really gets me.”

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“I really want somebody to amputate one of my limbs and make me eat it while I cry like a little bitch.”

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“Aliens abducting me and filling my intestines with eggs that’ll kill me when they hatch.”

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“Scars. Not self-harm scars, just ‘I was stabbed once’ scars.”

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This chick wanted to be my slave. She would wear a collar, and leash, and just sit in the corner to be used. No cuddling or she would leave.

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“A giantess sat on my face. She hadn’t showered in two days.”