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Combing out hair. If I were a cat, I’d definitely be purring right now.

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We love food. Honestly, eating is probably the highlight of our days.

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You have suddenly started to question everything. From your college major to your friend group to where you should live post-graduation and even as far as whether or not you’ve recently picked up a gluten allergy??!? Could that be a thing??

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Oh look, another one bites the dust.

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Strangers constantly touching your head.

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I’m pretty sure its way too cold right now for me to take my clothes off. MUST. NOT. TAKE. BLANKET. OFF.

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“You would look better with bigger boobs / butt.”