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One day God the Father was sitting up in heaven reading The Holy Bible, and he realized how patriarchal it all was.

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My man side was guilt-tripping my white side, completely unaware that my man side was just as unfairly privileged as my white side.

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Don’t skimp or cut corners. Plan your fake hate crime wisely.

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Although Sweden outlawed FGM in 1982, it doesn’t appear these girls are indigenous Swedes, anyway.

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FGM encompasses a variety of procedures that involve the cutting of female genitals, known to some as female circumcision. The most extreme case of this is where the clitoris and inner labia are removed, and the outer labia are sewn together.