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Most women need something more than visual stimulation.

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I stood there puzzled at your strange request
Would I make myself as smooth as a child?

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I get scared that I can’t authentically call myself an empowered woman if I need a man for this. I shouldn’t need anyone, especially for something concerning my own body.

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My perception of the world… as I am, has completely changed and I believe that I have a better understanding of society, how it functions, what’s around me and I’m able to use the better understanding that I have to my advantage.

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Life is all about balance. Don’t beat yourself up over lying in bed watching funny movies all day. Make yourself a priority and don’t deny yourself the right to be an occasional couch dweller.

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1. One breast is always larger than the other.

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10. You are not fat, you are just bloated as all hell right now.

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Yesterday someone asked me if I was pregnant based on a photo they saw of me. She asked if maybe she missed my Facebook announcement about it. Nope. There was no announcement. Nope. I am not pregnant.