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Whereas lots of women are comfortable (and used to) performing oral sex with their male partner, receiving it feels like a gift only to be given by regular lovers.

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Giving enthusiastic head helps a man feel fully accepted, welcomed and passionately desired.

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“Even when it doesn’t take forever, it still feels like it’s taking forever. “

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“No teeth. Ever. Bad.”

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I’ve had sex on a blimp. Not in a blimp, on a blimp. This was better.

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You done goofed Kansas State.

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Be warned. This formula yields strong results.

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18. He got his chewing gum stuck in my bush.

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3. Work the WHOLE THING. Not just the tip.

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We shouldn’t have to be ashamed of these things and we really need to start getting over the idea that some sex questions are going to be embarrassing to ask especially when they’re in relation to someone you’re actually having sex with.