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Whereas lots of women are comfortable (and used to) performing oral sex with their male partner, receiving it feels like a gift only to be given by regular lovers.

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Giving enthusiastic head helps a man feel fully accepted, welcomed and passionately desired.

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“Even when it doesn’t take forever, it still feels like it’s taking forever. “

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“No teeth. Ever. Bad.”

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I’ve had sex on a blimp. Not in a blimp, on a blimp. This was better.

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You done goofed Kansas State.

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Be warned. This formula yields strong results.

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18. He got his chewing gum stuck in my bush.