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I never know what to do with compliments. They make me feel like I have cotton in my mouth.

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They want no hair on your body. So dip your body in wax, like sacrificial goat served on platter with honey.

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Nobody said there shouldn’t be bullying. The teachers didn’t care.

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I can’t help but think we contribute to giving importance to our physical appearance when we do this.

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I get it that your job sucks sometimes but put things in perspective. There are so many qualified people out there who would kill to have your job or any job period. Complain about this stuff only to your co-workers and extend some courtesy to your unemployed friends.

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Summertime babes, you are making me and my bizarre neck sweat look bad. I thought we were all in this together. I thought it was understood that we’d all look like crap during the summer so why did you have to change the game on me?