24 Prison Guards Describe The Most Insane Thing They Ever Saw An Inmate Do Lorenzo Jensen III “ “Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”
Diapers Of Doom: 9 Ex-Babysitters Share Their Most Horrifying Experiences Lorenzo Jensen III “ Found on AskReddit. 1. I babysat a boy who threatened to tell his mother I touched his privates if I made him go to bed.
New Study Suggests Your Trendy Beard May Have Poop On It Jim Goad “ A new study suggests that beards—those inscrutably popular male fashion accessories that should have perished forever with the Smith Brothers and late-1800s US presidents—are havens of bacterial filth.
10 Fascinating Facts About Feces Michael Nissenbaum “ It is still in use today as a facial toner and moisturizer, notably by the world’s most respected couple, the Beckhams.
I Crapped Beige Jimmy Chen “ In a post-racial world, this color is all that matters. It means everything is okay inside.
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