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“Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”

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Found on AskReddit. 1. I babysat a boy who threatened to tell his mother I touched his privates if I made him go to bed.

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A new study suggests that beards—those inscrutably popular male fashion accessories that should have perished forever with the Smith Brothers and late-1800s US presidents—are havens of bacterial filth.

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It is still in use today as a facial toner and moisturizer, notably by the world’s most respected couple, the Beckhams.

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In a post-racial world, this color is all that matters. It means everything is okay inside.