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Please stop singing I Will Always Love You. No one is Whitney. Just let it go.

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Nice guys, friend-zoned-guys, are the ones taking themselves out of the running by refusing to play.

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3. Mornings, even Monday mornings, no longer make you want to drown yourself in the shower.

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Even the ones who have been killed off…

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Here, in no particular order, our favorite comments for the month of October.