Just ignore my messages behind my back like a functioning member of society, you psychos.
Grandparents are the funniest people on the Internet, and you can fight me if you don’t agree.
My friend “Bob” caught his Fiancée having sex with his dad “Bob Sr.” Bob then found love letters in his bedroom he shared with his Fiancée between his Fiancée and his best friend/best man “Steve.”
When Hayden from Missouri State accidentally swiped left on the girl of his dreams, he wasn’t willing to throw in the towel and take the L. Instead, he emailed every girl at his university with the name “Claudia” in hopes of finding his soulmate some other way.
“I’d like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.”
If 2016 was a dumpster fire of a year, some may argue that 2017 has spread beyond the dumpster and started burning down the neighborhood.
I cherish my own feelings as much as I do those of others and expressing them is what I fervently support.
While social media is only a tool, and not an inherently evil one, problems were always going to arise when the average American is middle-aged and older, and has only recently picked up the tool of social media that they were now being asked to wield.
Can’t we find other ways to get to that openness and honesty that alcohol sometimes leads us to?
But these 9 words are automatic attraction killers for guys. Even good guys.