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Can we just agree to kick chicken caesar salad out of the “healthy food club” once and for all? We all know that it’s not a positive nutritional choice, let’s give up the charade.

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I kept that for years as an example of, perhaps, how obesity has become a real problem.

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A decent chance that you will get scalding hot fries, the most punishingly beautiful sensation the body can experience.

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If you order fish filet sandwiches at fast food joints, you deserve every manner of STD that could ever befall you.

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You like tacos, right? You like Doritos, right? Let’s just save you the pain and suffering of eating them separately so you can now just cram them all in your face simultaneously.