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You’d be clean of your addiction and recover. You’d choose to live.

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So, to all those fathers who choose, purposely and intentionally left us alone, thank you.

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Is anyone checking on their mental health and well being?

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You know how I was able to block your number and feel freedom instead of regret? I get that from you. The funny part is that you are getting screwed over by your own DNA.

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Sure, dad jokes are funny — but these dad memes are even more hysterical. 

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Leo: Your kids are going to feel so loved by you.

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The only way you and those you love will even being to survive this lifestyle starts with appreciation, respect, and communication.  

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They are the only individuals who will give you a brutally honest feedback.

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Time truly flies once you have a child. But your awareness that time is always ticking will help you weed out the things you once paid heed to that never actually mattered.

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Getting peed, pooped, or vomited on—and not getting THAT mad about it.