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Because there would’ve been nothing better than dusting off your special someone with a sexy feather duster from…Burger King.

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Wendy’s vs. Thuggy-D — who will win???

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Chick-Fil A: Your sex life is pretty heteronormative. #mostlikelymissionary

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So, I guess what I’m saying is that you need to treat others like they are people.

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Why do these customers exist??

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The last man I dated was the living embodiment of a Sonic Drive-in: He was lazy, nostalgic, had a thing for women wearing roller skates, and would put deep fried pie in everything if given the chance.

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The thing about “secret” menus at restaurants is that they are completely unofficial, which means that the folks there are not trained on how to make them.

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Manual labor wasn’t my forte, but at least I was enthusiastic.

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Colleges are encouraging unhealthy eating habits by offering limited healthy food options, falsely advertising healthy foods, and requiring students to purchase their meal plans.

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You think you’re ordering the healthier option…think again!