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My idea of a life well lived could (and probably will) be untrue in 100 years or 10 years. That’s scary.

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1. Napoleon Dynamite. Even right after it came out, when everyone was in love with it, I thought it sucked.

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Male Hispanics account for over a third of all wood-chipper deaths in the USA, despite the fact that they comprise less than ten percent of the population.

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There are still 9 episodes to go, but the pilot was what a television pilot should be; good enough to warrant an internet list about why it was really good.

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When you go to a place like Fargo, you’re inevitably gonna expect a bit of a culture shock. But the culture shock in Fargo isn’t so much a shock as it is a refreshing reminder of human decency.

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An original adaptation of the film that made “don’tcha know” a trending phrase for years, the show is a 10-episode limited series with all-new characters and an all-new “true crime” story.

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The raffle was being held at a place called “The Hub,” Fargo’s premier destination for drink specials that are borderline dangerous. By borderline dangerous, I mean that the happy hour special came in the form of .10 cent beers.

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“For some reason there’s a feeling of superiority people that aren’t from this area feel over people who live here. It’s like, just because you grew up in a different part of the county doesn’t make you any better or any worse than anyone else.”

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In the Midwest you work hard, but work isn’t life. Work is what provides the means to spend time with loved ones or to enjoy yourself. Getting to the top at any cost isn’t the priority and rightfully so because there’ll always be someone that has a bigger house, or more money, or a bigger television.

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‘Manhattan’ may be just a romantic comedy. But it’s the smartest one ever made.