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My idea of a life well lived could (and probably will) be untrue in 100 years or 10 years. That’s scary.

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1. Napoleon Dynamite. Even right after it came out, when everyone was in love with it, I thought it sucked.

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Male Hispanics account for over a third of all wood-chipper deaths in the USA, despite the fact that they comprise less than ten percent of the population.

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There are still 9 episodes to go, but the pilot was what a television pilot should be; good enough to warrant an internet list about why it was really good.

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When you go to a place like Fargo, you’re inevitably gonna expect a bit of a culture shock. But the culture shock in Fargo isn’t so much a shock as it is a refreshing reminder of human decency.

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An original adaptation of the film that made “don’tcha know” a trending phrase for years, the show is a 10-episode limited series with all-new characters and an all-new “true crime” story.

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The raffle was being held at a place called “The Hub,” Fargo’s premier destination for drink specials that are borderline dangerous. By borderline dangerous, I mean that the happy hour special came in the form of .10 cent beers.

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“For some reason there’s a feeling of superiority people that aren’t from this area feel over people who live here. It’s like, just because you grew up in a different part of the county doesn’t make you any better or any worse than anyone else.”