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Freud would press his fingers into the patient’s forehead and ask them to report whatever image popped into their heads. One assumes the patients just made things up to get him to stop.

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George Orwell’s last written words were, “At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves.” He died at age 46.

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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” — Marilyn Monroe

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It’s true, I don’t want Ellen to be my best friend. I’m also not interested in forming friendships with Liz Lemon, Leslie Knope, Tami Taylor, Mindy Lahiri, Ross and Rachel, Jimmy Fallon or anyone else on TV.

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Bird poop facials.

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He sat down, feeling like his masculinity was intact. He had humiliated me in front of his friends, my friends, the bartender, and the patrons. He let me know my place, and my place was woman.

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Companies now are offering “exclusive” experiences for you to interact with your favorite artists. The concept isn’t new, but some of the pricing is.

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The mysterious secret society, how quick is it growing? Fast enough that every artist you love joined without you knowing.

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Taylor Swift came to a cafe in Nashville that my friend worked in. My friend served her and she was, of course, incredibly high maintenance. Before she left, she said, “Who should I make your tip out to?” My friend was confused, then realized that Taylor was leaving her an autographed photo as a tip.

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I wonder if she has to dress like this in public so men leave her alone. I try to come up with a delicate way to phrase this curiosity as a question without saying, in substance, “Why are you dressed like Mark Zuckerberg?” but I can’t come up with a good way to ask.