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“That no matter what, you can achieve anything you put your mind to. Seventeen years later and I’m still not a Jedi.”

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Think about how safe you would feel if the overwhelming majority of your neighbors supported a man who would be willing to assault you.

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They shared the same heart, the same torso, the same ass, the same penis. What they didn’t share were any opinions. They couldn’t even toast a slice of bread without a vicious political argument breaking out.

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Everything is fake news.

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Thought Catalog exclusive.

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“I realized that Facebook is just a black hole where your time goes.”

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Right now we are seeing the effects of the school system’s failure in understanding the internet. We are seeing our own misunderstanding of the internet.

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This is how fake news is created to get you to buy stuff.

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Picketers had to purchase their supplies from Family Dollar first.

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Bronies were upset at the hearing.